Welcome Home Billy Jean

Some crazy lady calling herself Billie Jean Jackson was nabbed trying to break into the Neverland Ranch this week. She claimed to be married to Wacko Jacko AND that she lived there.
She walked up to the guard and told him that she was MJ’s wife and that this was her house. The guard, who knew her from her numerous trespassing attempts told her to Beat It! (Lol, I crack me up.) Anyway, that didn’t deter her. She proceeded to hop a fence. She was met on the other side of the fence by security who called the cops. Source
Dear god, thank you for bestowing on this child of yours a tenacious spirit, a go getter attitude and a limber and agile body. I pray this day however, that you bestow upon this creature soundness of mind and a front seat in Reality Orientation 101. Glory be to God! Ahhhhhhhhhhh-meeeen!