STFU Sally Kern!

Ellen is one of my favorite girls in the whole wide world. Today she called up Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern to discuss some issues. Prior to the call she played a tape of the senator who is leading a charge to ban tolerance of homosexuality in public schools, stated that homosexuality is “more dangerous to this country than terrorism or Islam,” and that “studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades.”

Then Ellen gave Sally a call saying,“I’m really interested in hearing about these societies that have disappeared that we don’t know about,” Ellen quipped while dialing. When she got through the line, she got a voice mail greeting saying that Sally Kern’s inbox was full and nobody could leave anymore messages. The studio audience laughed big time at that. So Ellen decided to leave her a message on the show, “Just in case Sally is watching.”

Hi, Sally, this is Ellen. The gay one. And I would like to leave a message. I just want to talk to you based on some things you said. I’d like to clear some things up for you. So give me a call– I’m usually here, but later on I’ll be at the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, of course. That’s if it doesn’t conflict with the women’s basketball games I go to. Oh, Sally, Sally Sally.” [Transcribed from Ellen’s show, broadcast March 12, 2008 via Celebitchy]

Listen Sally, Ellen may be cute and funny but she’s richer than god and one of the most loved lezbots around. I wouldn’t mess with her if I were you. She’ll make your whole world crumble. Got it?! You’re whole world!
You can listen to Sally Kern’s full speech here.