Dear God, It's Me, Foxy

So a Catholic mass was held in Foxy Brown’s honor the other day at St. Paul’s the Apostle Church. She’s a Baptist but I guess it’s all good in the name of God. Anywho, when she arrived (late) she copped a squat to pray (and be photographed) and then went to the churches gift shop. After racking up a $200 tab she claimed she forgot her money in her other purse and eventually her bodyguard paid the bill. Source
1. Don’t make a mockery of religion. It’s rude to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
2. Show up on time and leave your paparazzi outside! It’s rude to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
3. Don’t lie (she knew she didn’t have any money), especially not in church. It’s rude as hell to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
Thank you…Aaaaaahmeeeeeeeen.