Flavor of Love 3: Episode 11 Recap

The Competition: The Big Boy Radio Show The girls must go with Flav on Big Boy’s show. Flav wants to see how the girls stand up against his fans and what his fans think of the girls. The two girls that remain the most composed and who get the most love will win solo dates with Flav. While Flav is being interviewed the girls are chillin' back in another room. To prepare for being on air Sinceer reverts back to her old alcoholic ways. She has a glass of champagne. ...and then four or five more.
While Flav is on air he can hear the girls in the other room fighting. Sinceer and Thing are yelling at Seezinz. Sinceer even dances while she sings…I think this is more booze induced than anger induced. The girls go in to be interviewed while Flav listens in another room. Big Boy asks the ladies if they get along with everyone. Seezinz says that she doesn’t get along with Thing and Ssinceer. Thing and Sinceer say they get along with everyone but Seezinz. Black plays the diplomat role and says she gets along with all the ladies. At some point Seezinz says something about Flav not wanting lesbians to live in his house (referencing the fact that Thing and Sinceer share a bed). This sends the ladies into an uproar Even though they’ve been asked not to curse, as it is live morning radio, they do it anyway. They’re cursing up a storm, shocking and scaring big boy. After a short shutdown and a commercial break Big Boy get’s the girls to calm down and they take calls from listeners.
The callers are asked who they think Flav should pic and they all say Seezinz. Sinceer starts talking. She’s slurring her words and one of the DJs says that she smells drunk. When Flav is called back into the studios the DJs tell him that he should pick Seezinz and get rid of Sinceer. In fact, Sinceer’s name should be changed to Whiskey.
Flav picks Black and Seezinz for the solo dates.
Back at the house Thing, Sinceer and Black are talking and Black reveals that Tree told her that she tried out for America’s Next Top Model. When they all head down to the pool Sinceer tells flav about it and when he questions Tree she starts sounding shady. He asks her if she’s tried out for any other shows and she says “Not that I can remember.” How are you not going to remember trying out for something? Anyway, she reveals that she’s been in a few “ghetto” fashion shows. This offends Flav because he’s from the ghetto and feels like she’s “prejudiced against the ghetto”. Instead of shutting her mouth she keeps talking herself into a hole.

Date 1: Dinner with Black at The Foundry Restaurant
Flav has a magician perform. He calls himself a magical appetizer. Blech! He turns a rose petal into a fake pearl necklace and a napkin into a dove.
Then thankfully he disappears. Flav takes a moment to talk to Black by the fireplace. He tells her that family is important to him. If she stays she’ll meet his mom and he wants to meet hers too. She tells him that “there’s a lot of stuff going on there.” I’m assuming that means she’s not close to her mom like that. They head back to the house with the intent on having a night cap together but Thing has something else in mind. When Flav and Black walk in she greets him with a kiss and a rose. She asks for ten minutes of his time then escorts him outside to the gazebo. She says “This is like my virginity getting tooken…this is spesh-show!” God be with her. He assures her that she’s not going anywhere and they swap spit.

Date2: Seezinz and the Wild Animal Encounter
Flav comes downstairs and Seezinz says, “He has on this nice leopard print outfit, lookin’ oh so good.” Bitch, why are you lying?!?!?!!?
Anyway, they go out in the back yard and are greeted by an animal trainer and his furry friends. First is a Capuchin monkey: He sits on Seezinz’s shoulders and she asks what he’s doing. Flav replies, “She's about to dig into your weave”
Then he says, “I used to look like his when I was in the fourth grade.”
Romeo the lion cub: They feed him milk from a bottle until he tries to take off Flavs hand. Sundar the Tiger: The tiger comes charging out at one of the trainers as they scream get back. After he pounces on the trainer the other one says, “You’ve been punked!” Um Mr. Trainer…that’s not funny. Once the trainers bounce Flav and Seezinz have lunch. Seezinz takes this opportunity to talk about Sinceer being a drunk. Then they suck face. Apparently Seezinz has a long tongue because Flav asks her, “How do my lungs taste?”
Back inside Flav lets the ladies know that he wants to meet their parents and tells them all to go call them and let them know they’ll be coming out to meet him soon. They all call and Black is the only one who runs into issues.
Before elimination Truth talks with flav. She calls herself the Tree of truth. She has paper leaves taped to her body and writes a truth about herself on each leaf in efforts to be completely honest with Flav. As he reads the leaves he finds out that she’s been in a no budget hip hop video, an extra in the movie Shooters, in Jet Magazine, fashion shows, etc.
Her honesty may have just shot her in the foot.

Elimination:
Who’s In?: She may be a drunk but he’s feelin' her more than tree.

Bye Rashida!

Who’s Out?:
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Next time Flav meets the parents. There will be an elimination and the remaining three ladies will go with Flav to France.