Don't Tase Me Bro!

The above image is a pic of a product I MUST get my hands on. It’s a Lipstick Stun Gun! I know! Freakin’ awesome! Read the product description below:
Fantastic concept now available to the general public. A powerful rechargeable stun gun with safety cord now in the size and shape of an ordinary lipstick. It does not get any better than this. Woman's self defense in the 21st century. You have to see this to realize the advantage you have with this lipstick stun gun in your purse of pocket. Just 3 and 5/8 inches long, 7/8 inch in diameter in glossy black case with pink accent ring. Also has a flashlight that is bright enough to be useful in many ways. Example, "My purse is so big I need to use my flashlight to find my wallet" This lets you have your weapon in your hand without the threat being obvious. So many possibilities you will never be without an excuse to have your weapon in hand and ready to fire the 350,000 volts its rated for.
The beauty of this item is that its disguised to look like something else. If some jerk needs discouragement the lady can conceal her intentions until its time to spring the trap. Having the element of surprise on your side is a key element to winning any battle (ask any cop or military person).
Comes with:
· Stun Pen and flashlight
· Safety pin and lanyard
· Charger
· Instructions
· 2 Year Warranty
Low Introductory Price
Available colors are black, gold and pink. See the dropdown menu to choose. (out of black and pink temporarily, will have more beginning in May)
LP-350 List: $69.95

Sale Price: $49.95

You Save: $20.00 (29%)

It’s currently sold out but AS SOON as it’s available again I’m so getting one. When you hear a news report about a crazed female vigilante stunning people all over the tri-state area you’ll know who it is.