Landon Brown: Sit Down!

Bobby Brown’s Son Landon claimes that he spent a passionate moment in the potty with Lindsay Lohan. He says,

"Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in….
"It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon." Source

As raunch as I think Lindsay can be sometimes, something is telling me that Landon is making this whole thing up. What do you think?

In Other Brown Seedling News…
Landon is talking to the National Enquirer about his relationship with ex-stepmom Whitney. He says,

“Whitney and I never really got along. She didn’t necessarily hate me, but she wouldn’t really speak to me either. In Whitney’s eyes, I was the stepchild-that’s how I was treated. I’d get harassed about cocaine rumors almost everyday at school.”
“Even if I feel asleep on the couch, Whitney would make my dad tell me to go sleep out in the studio house. There were two houses on the property. My dad would wake me up by tapping me on the shoulder and then he’d motion for me to go outside-she just didn’t want me staying in the main house.”
“It took a long time for me to get close to Krissy because no one would let me near her. Whitney’s assistants would say, ‘She needs space.’”
“She decided to turn me into one of her security personnel. I was a teenager but I was walking around dressed up in all black with a Security shirt and she’d have me work for her. I was just another one of her staff.” source

You’re the stepchild Landon…that’s how you should be treated! Just kidding. Naw, if he’s gonna be angry it should be at his father for allowing it. But I must ask, in all reality, is sleeping in the studio house really all that bad? I bet you its better than sleeping in an out house…or better yet, my house! SMH, shut up boy.