Jay-Z Loves Beyonce's Melons

Jay-Z had a watermelon carved in the shape of his wife Beyonce’s breasts. He was staying in a hotel in Nigeria for his THISDAY performance and he asked that the melon boob sculpture be displayed in his suite. A source told the Mirror:
"One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce's breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples." Source
He then had a portrait done of her by gluing tobacco from Newports and fried chicken crumbs to a canvas. OK, so I made that last part up but he may as well have done that. Dear lord Jesus please rain down some common sense onto my blackle brethren. Aaaaaaaameeeeeeen.