Madonna is Half a Century Old

Madonna turned 50-years-old this weekend and celebrated with her hubby Guy Richie at a London Nightclub Volstead. Madonna was looking a lot better than she has in the pas few weeks. There’s nothing like a few vitamin b-12 shots and a botox session to fix you right up. Though Madonna’s recent past has been full of rumors of marital failure and infidelity, she keeps on trucking. She’s about to embark on her Sticky and Sweet tour and has no plans on slowing down. Source
She doesn’t have to slow down. She just needs to eat a sandwich…and possibly a hearty chowder.
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