Real Chance of Love: Episode 4 Recap

The show picks up where the last show ended…with Lusty and Kiki going at it.

Kiki keeps chanting “Ha! Ha! Yo mama is a dead bitch! Yo mama is a dead bitch! She’s a dead bitch! / She’s a dead bitch! / Burnin’ in hell.” to Lusty who’s mother is actually dead. Lusty flips on her and she continues with the “Yo mama’s a tramp, a dead tramp! A dead bitch! A dead tramp-bitch!” K.O. breaks it up but then confronts Kiki herself as someone who lost a mother. It’s about to be a fight but Bubbles stops it. Lusty goes and tells Real about the confrontation. He’s sympathetic…but also a lil scared.
Micah calls Chance and says he remembers Cali from a party and calls her a straight up industry chick.
Bubble’s reads the stallionaire mail…barely reads it. Sidebar…she looks pregnant to me. But maybe my baby Doppler is off.

The Challenge:
The challenge says something about the family business and the girls think they’re meeting the family so they get all dressed up. But they’re wrong. They guys leave the ladies to clean the barn. They’ll break up into teams and the best team will win a date with Real and Change. They leave their

The Teams:
Meatball & BayBayBay
K.O. Cali & Lusty
Cornfed & Risky
Milf & Rabbit
Kiki & Bubbles

They all have various farm duties but for the most part its pretty much chaos.

K.O’s team and Kiki’s team are in the running to win a date.
The Winners?:
Kiki and Bubbles!

Lusty is extra pissed that Kiki gets a date. The girls tell Cali that Change thinks she’s an industry girl. She wants to tell him the reason why she’s around the industry is because she’s a makeup artist. Milf goes to tell real what kinda of person Kiki s because she’s about to go on a date with him.

The Date:
The boys are gonna cook for them.
Bubbles: I don’t mind to get catered by a man any time.

They’re both wearing holsters, burning the meat, throwing Majorska on the meat…it’s a mess. If you ask me they messed it up so they wouldn’t have to do it.
Kiki licks chocolate off of Real’s nipples…his hairy nipples.
They step off to talk and he asks her what her beef is with Lusty. She tells her side of what when down and he basically tells her that she over stepped her boundaries and that she needs to apologize.

After the date, K.O. talks to real and tells her that he needs someone cool calm and collective and to not worry about Kiki. Kiki calls her mom and her mom tells her that as long as she apologizes (which she didn’t want to do) then everything will be ok. Rabbit tells real that she hasn’t ha boyfriend in two years cus she’s lookin for the right one. Then she starts crying.
Kiki apologizes and Lusty accepts it but knows that its fake and that real probably told her to do it.

Cali talks to real about her career and he doesn’t seem to buy it.
Lusty creeps into Real’s room with wine and candles and massage oil. He walks in on her and tells her it’ll have to wait. But she convinces him to do it. He asks her about her last relationship and she tells him that the last man got married and forgot to tell her. then she jokes about killing him. But I think that Real doesn’t see it as a joke. In fact, I kinda think she’s serious.

Elimination:
Real has on a bandanna choker…I’m just saying.
Chance- Bubbles

I need to interject for a moment to tell you all how much I love Bubbles! I love her in the same way that I love Coco...Most of the time I'm either confused or astounded but my fascination is undying.

Real- Milf

Chance- Cali
Real- K.O
Chance-Risky
Real- Corn Fed
Chance- Meatball Why the hell is she still here?!?!?! Is she giving him head off camera or something?!

Real- BayBayBay

Chance- Rabbit
Kiki fesses up to what she did and acknowledges that it was wrong. So she gets a chain.
Real-Kiki Real tells Lusty, “Lusty, you’re a nice girl, but I think you still have some issues to deal with.”
Little does he know she’s going to put a hex on him. It was nice knowing you Real.


Who’s Out:

Lusty
Bye Shonda!

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