Amy Watch 2009

1. Amy drops her appeal against drug charges. Source
2. Amy serenades her new boo in the tropics. Source
3. Amy gets into a fight while on holiday. Source
4. Amy is a terrorist target.
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Islamic extremists have a list of Jews (some of them prominent like Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson) who “Support Isreal”. On an extremeist sigte they’re not only compiling the list but asking for addresses of “top Jews” to target.
British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey fears that the list is far from harmless. “The Ummah website has been used by extremists. Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs.”
Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahar encouraged his followers to commit violence, saying Israel “legitimized the killing of their people all over the world.” Source
The terrorists apparently haven’t done their research. They really don’t know who they’re dealing with The could throw a grenade at amy and she’s turn it into a crack pipe and smoke her self silly before the thing had a chance to go off.
5. Amy’s husband filed for divorce.
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Blake Civil Feder has filed for divorce from our belived crack bird Amy. They don’t have a pre-nup and since she’s publically admitted to at least one affair he plans to claim adultery and go after her money. Source
I hope they settle this with a good old fashioned fist fight. You ever see two crackheads fight?

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