Chappelle's Wife Preggers Again

Pic via Splash News
Comedian Dave Chappelle and wive Elaine are expecting another child. Supposedly dave, his wife, and two boys, Sulayman and Ibrahim, were shopping at a children’s boutique in Soho when Elaine told the sales woman that she was 3 months pregnant and looking for baby clothes. Source
Congrats!!!!!!!!

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Dave 'N Wife Scrappin in Starbucks

Dave Chappelle and his wife Elaine got into a nasty tiff in front of their kids recently. The fight was a result of Dave slipping off to talk to model Geena Rocero. Source Ilk! Dave I normally like you but you’ve got some nerve givin’ your wife the curse out when YOU’RE the one dippin off for some model tang. Nasticle Blackle! I hope she give your car the coke can treatment (don’t ask me how I know that Coca-Cola will will tear your car’s paint job to pieces).

Ooooo! You in Trouble!

The Daily News is saying that Dave Chappelle was spotted recently in New York City up to no good. They report:
Dave Chappelle slipped into The Plumm, where he partied from midnight until 4 a.m. Our spies say the married comic spent some of that time whispering and dancing with a sexy brunette in a tight black bustier. The pair left three minutes apart.
Damn that Daily News, causin’ trouble for our friend Dave. His wife could read that and think he was stepping out on her. See what had happened was this brunette was actually a waitress and Dave was just telling her his drink order, not whispering in her ear. As for them leaving one right after the other…well, it was 4am…the club was closing. Ergo her shift was over. Yea that’s what happened. I should be known as Spin Doctor Lo.
Ah who am I kidding? There’s nothing I could say to save that sinking ship. His wife started packing her bags the second he turned down that fifty million dollar check.