Ooooo! You in Trouble!

The Daily News is saying that Dave Chappelle was spotted recently in New York City up to no good. They report:
Dave Chappelle slipped into The Plumm, where he partied from midnight until 4 a.m. Our spies say the married comic spent some of that time whispering and dancing with a sexy brunette in a tight black bustier. The pair left three minutes apart.
Damn that Daily News, causin’ trouble for our friend Dave. His wife could read that and think he was stepping out on her. See what had happened was this brunette was actually a waitress and Dave was just telling her his drink order, not whispering in her ear. As for them leaving one right after the other…well, it was 4am…the club was closing. Ergo her shift was over. Yea that’s what happened. I should be known as Spin Doctor Lo.
Ah who am I kidding? There’s nothing I could say to save that sinking ship. His wife started packing her bags the second he turned down that fifty million dollar check.