Samuel L.'s Got a New Gig

Uncle Sam has a new role…this time he’ll be playing a pirate. But not an “arg” kinda pirate. He’ll be playing Andrew Mwangura, a freelance journalist who becomes a negotiator of sorts with Somali pirates after they capture a bunch of ships. Source

Whew! I was scared he’d be walking around with a peg leg and yet ANOTHER crazy wig.

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Samuel L. Got to Work With a Porn Star

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled when he heard that his favorite porn star, Vanessa Del Rio, would be joining the cast of his new film “Soul Men”
He says, "I was shocked the day we had Vanessa Del Rio on set. I'm sure a lot of kids don't have a clue who she is but I was excited about her because she was the first porn star who really enjoyed sex. When I was on set with her and Bernie he said, 'Man, she's about to kill me! She's jumping up and down. She's just butt wild.' She was having a good time. It'll be interesting to see how many people recognize who she is." Source Vanessa looks…painful. I can see how her mere presence could suck the life out of a man.

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Samuel L. to Play Sho'Nuff in Last Dragon Remake

Everyone’s favorite wig wearer, Samuel L. Jackson, will be reinventing the role of Sho’nuff in the remake of 1985’s “The Last Dragon.”
The plot’s the same while the movie overall will receive a modern twist. Julius Carry who played the original Sho’Nuff died this past August. Source
I absolutely, positively, love the original. Knowing that someone is going to butcher the memory of this masterpiece pisses me off.
Rest in peace Julius…we’ll always remember you like this:

Samuel L. Says, "Show Us Your Tits!"

Samuel Jackson is starring in a new film called Lakeview Terrace. When speaking of the film (which has a PG rating, he has one particular problem with it….it lacks titty balls. He says, “There is a big scene in this movie that is really great. It is a bachelor party, and we have three strippers at the party. But it is a PG movie, so there aren’t any titties. We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off. How does that work? I’m like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can’t just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don’t f***ing think so!” Source
Ha! SLJ (as I like to call him…we’re cool like that you know) is one of the most awesome guys I know.

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