100% Pure Diva

Crazy Crystal Waters walked up in Marquee this weekend with her big ass entourage, whom she had pushing people out of her way so she could get through. Then a fight started because her folks tried to steal a bottle of vodka. Damn Miss Waters. I want to invest a little energy at being annoyed with you but all my brain power is going towards trying to remember the lyrics to “Makin’ Happy”. Man o Man I loved that song. (Lo sings out at her desk “On the floor/by the door/ of her house/ She screams “Ah-Oo-Ah!”/She sounds just like a mouse.” She stops and shifts her eyes side to side realizing the office suddenly got eerily quiet.)