I Guess Pregnancy Makes You an Asshole

J-Lo, who is supposedly having twins, has been working on her registry recently. Rush & Molloy reports that J-Lo has registered for gifts at Petit Tresor in LA for a few gifts. Check out some of the stuff she’s asking for:

2 cashmere outfits, one blue and one pink - $349 each
2 moses baskets - $225 each
1 jogging stroller for two - $560
2 Peg Perego strollers for 2 - $429 each

She’s also employing Petit Tresor to decorate three nurseries in her 3 homes in Bel Air, Fisher Island and Oyster Bay. That will run her $40,000...a piece.

Ha! She’s crazy. I know her friends are rich but requesting crap like that is rude as hell. I let out a chortle and snort as “Jenny From the Block” resounds at an alarming volume in my head.

OK, lets play a little game called “What would Lo put on her Baby Registry if she was a Ridiculously Rich Douche bag?” K, Here goes.

1 chinchilla snowsuit
1 motorized stroller that comes complete with a stroller track to be installed in the back yard so I don’t have to be bothered walking the baby.
1 dwarf dressed as a fairy to sprinkle gold dust on the baby as it slumbers.
1 crib made of solid platinum and blessed by the Pope.
1 gift certificate to Dr. Rey’s plastic surgery palace for a tummy tuck, breast lift, and laser stretch mark removal.
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Oh and some diapers and wipes or whatever.