Madge Wants to be Called Louise? Why?

She goes from Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, to Madonna, to Esther (her Jew name) and now she wants to be called Louise. An insider told Star Magazine that the new name “has to do with the fact that she’s having an age crisis. She says she wants to go back to her roots!” However, Madonna’s rep denies the story.
Hmm, when I get rich and famous I think I’ll change my name. I’ve always wanted a more sassy name like Lexy or Ivalisse or Lizette. When I was in school, girls with names like that were so sexy and fun…aaaaaand had kids before graduating from junior high. Come to think of it they’ve got about four kids a piece now and “dance” at The Palace on Main Street. So yea, scratch that idea. “Lo” is going to have to suffice.