Disney Eat Your Heart Out!

Ron and Carla Bluntschli would like to launch a new amusement park called Memory Village. Before I continue here’s a little background:

Ron and Carla are the white folks in the picture above. They’ve lived in Haiti for 22 years. They’ve already raised over half the money (they need a total of $700K) needed to open their park. OK, I’ll continue now….

It’s visitors will be able to experience slavery for twelve hours. They can be spectators or participate. But if they decide to join in on all the fun they’ll be kidnapped, chained and sold on an auction block, and they even participate in a rebellion. Woot! Source
Hmm, say, how do you get a job at this park? Playing Overseer Joe has to be waaaay more fun than being couped up in a Tweety Bird costume at Six Flags, no?