The Little Engine That Could

I know I've made a lot of fun of Gary Coleman, A LOT. But his day has finally arrived. The latest autographed item that he put up on eBay, a pair of Gap athletic pants, has reached a bid of $400,000. He can thank Jimmy Kimmel for that. Week before last, Jimmy placed an $80 bid on the pants. Next thing you know the bid was escalating at an alarming rate. Source
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! Go on witcha bad self Gary! Now you can afford that much needed Nivea. Actually, try some Lubriderm. Then again maybe a dermatologist is in order. On fourth though, go to the ER. I’m sure those ashy knuckles of yours are cracking and bleeding by now.