When All Else Fails...Grab Your Shotgun

Word on the street is that Tony Romo is finally kicking Jessica Simpson to the curb. According to OK! Magazine sources say that Tony attempted to rid himself of that dizzy broad last week cus he’s getting sick of the large entourage she always has in tow which usually includes Papa Joe. The source said, that when Tony told her he just wanted to be friends Jessica wouldn't let it happen. They said, "'Just friends' is not in Jessica's vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media."Jess wouldn't let up, so Tony invited her to what he thinks would be the worst date ever, a hunting trip! He told Jess that he wanted to go hunting with her only and without her entourage.
Hahahaha! OMG, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Let’s see, a guy wants to break up with you but you wont have it. So instead he suggests taking you to a secluded area..by yourself. Just so you know, he needs to bring a gun along for your stay in aforementioned secluded area. Think about it…just think about it. Muy interesante, no?