Jessica Simpson Wants to Get Knocked Up

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Simpson is desperate to get pregnant by her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo. Since her younger sister Ashlee is preggers she wants a baby too. She took a pregnancy test and thought it was positive so she made an announcement to Tony’s family back on July 18. It apparently didn’t go over too well. After the initial shock, Tony’s dady Ramiro said, “‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Jessica’s rep confirmed she’s not pregnant but an insider said, “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.” Source
Dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb and stupid.
“+” or “-“, one line or two lines, the words “pregnant” or “not pregnant”…what’s so hard to understand?
Dumb, dumb, stubbed, dumb and stupid.

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When All Else Fails...Grab Your Shotgun

Word on the street is that Tony Romo is finally kicking Jessica Simpson to the curb. According to OK! Magazine sources say that Tony attempted to rid himself of that dizzy broad last week cus he’s getting sick of the large entourage she always has in tow which usually includes Papa Joe. The source said, that when Tony told her he just wanted to be friends Jessica wouldn't let it happen. They said, "'Just friends' is not in Jessica's vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media."Jess wouldn't let up, so Tony invited her to what he thinks would be the worst date ever, a hunting trip! He told Jess that he wanted to go hunting with her only and without her entourage.
Hahahaha! OMG, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Let’s see, a guy wants to break up with you but you wont have it. So instead he suggests taking you to a secluded area..by yourself. Just so you know, he needs to bring a gun along for your stay in aforementioned secluded area. Think about it…just think about it. Muy interesante, no?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: An Item?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys went out on a date on Thanksgiving Day. They decided to bring 25 of their friends and family along for the ride. They went to Dragonfly Restaurant at the Hotel Zaza over the holiday and were very flirtatious according to People Magazine.

I know going on a first date can be a little stressful and sometimes making it a group date eases the nerves…but having your fam around for your first date? And on thanksgiving no less? That's just weird. Tony stay away from that girl. You see what being with her did to Nick's career. Lets not see the same thing happen to you um-kay?