Jessica Simpson Wants to Get Knocked Up

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Simpson is desperate to get pregnant by her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo. Since her younger sister Ashlee is preggers she wants a baby too. She took a pregnancy test and thought it was positive so she made an announcement to Tony’s family back on July 18. It apparently didn’t go over too well. After the initial shock, Tony’s dady Ramiro said, “‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Jessica’s rep confirmed she’s not pregnant but an insider said, “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.” Source
Dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb and stupid.
“+” or “-“, one line or two lines, the words “pregnant” or “not pregnant”…what’s so hard to understand?
Dumb, dumb, stubbed, dumb and stupid.

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