Madonna's Cut

Sources are confirming that Madonna definitely had work done to her face. It’s called “a mid-face lift,” says the source. “It’s meant to make the cheekbones more prominent.” They add that her most recent scary looks are also attributed to the stress she’s under due to the media coverage of her supposed failed marriage and relationship with baseball player Alex Rodriquez . The source believes her upcoming tour will take an additional toll on the star who’s already lost a bit of weight. Source
That’s it…I’m sick of looking at her like this. I’m gonna have my Aunt Pat whip up some dirty rice, etouffee, boudain, jambalaya, gumbo, turkey wings, some stuffing, mashed potatoes, and a ham. Then Lourdes, Rocko and the little African can hold her down while I force it all down her throat. It’ll take me a few days but she’ll be fixed up and good as new once I’m done with her.

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