Flavor of Love 3 Episode 5 Recap

Competition: Bedtime Challenge
The girls are split up into three groups and told they will be given an hour to come up with a children’s story. They’ll have to dress up in costumes and read the story for a group of children.
A gaggle of little sticky palmed gremlins come running in and take their places to listen to the fairytales.
Group One: Bee-Ex, Thing 1, Thing 2, and Prancer:
Things 1 & 2 take advantage of Bee-Ex’s desire to be an actress and let her be the narrator. They call their story Flav’s Playhouse. Prancer plays a little girl and Things 1&2 are collectively a horse. They, however, think it’s a donkey. But I know I want that donkey outfit!” Glory be to God!
I’m not sure what the story was about but the kids seemed to be excited by the horse costume. You would think I’d know what the story was about since Bee-Ex read the whole thing in slow motion but instead of listening I just nodded off and woke up to the children screaming, “A HORSE! A HORSE! A HORSE!” Group Two: Seezinz, Hotlanta, and Sinceer
As they’re preparing their story Sinceer is suggesting a very adult, profanity filled story. She’s shut down…fast! Their story is about a mermaid and two pirate sisters. Seezinz is the narrator and ‘Good’ pirate. Hotlanta is the mermaid. Sinceer is the mean pirate but her delivery is just plain stupid. Group Three: (Myammee, Bunz, and Shy)
Shy puts a lot of pressure on Bunz because Bunz volunteers to be the narrator. She lets Bunz know that if she messes it up for the group its her ass. As they’re getting ready they decide as a group that instead of Bunz being the narrator Shy should be it. So they switch outfits. Bunz however, doesn’t have time to put on a pair of ‘full coverage’ drawls. Anywho, Myamme is a gum drop fairy and gives all the kids candy. Bunz comes out as the witch and peanut butter on her broom to seal their mouths shut. (WTF?) At some point the kids see her…well, her Bunz and start pointing at her in horror. Flav asks the kids for help deciding a winner. They think group one is great cus they’re still obsessed with the horse costume. One girl says that Group two is so, so…I think she actually uses the word mediocre. The third group spawns boos from the crowd. Most of the kids inform Flav that they’ve seen the witch's butt. Ewwww!

Team one wins a date with Flav!
After the Competition Shy and Myammee start faulting Bunz for their loss and it turns into a fight. They keep confronting her. She keeps saying sorry. They go outside to the pool to start with her in front of the rest of the house. It escalates to the point of Myammee and Shy accusing Bunz of givin’ Flav head. Now they don’t say those words explicitly…but we all know what they mean. Bunz later tells Flav. He tells Myammee and Shy to apologize to her. But they deny saying it. Whatever!

Group Date: Dancing
Flav comes down in a Desi Arnez outfit and takes the girls to learn how to salsa dance. While he’s getting his lesson from a male instructor he spies the girls learning their steps. Thing 1 feels the need to hold her already short dress up. Flav remarks that both Thing 1 & thing 2 are sexy. I think he was only refering to Thing 1 but since he doesn't know which is which he just said both. He dances with all the girls (the twins at the same time of course) and the group goes to lunch. During lunch the twins bring up the TV thing again to Bee-Ex and ask her about modeling. She denies it but is answering slow, stuttering over her words and basically lookin' shady as hell.
Back at the mansion, its time to ponder elimination. Flav talks to a few of the girls in attempts to clear some things up. Shy and Myammee call Bunz a liar.Bunz reveals more of what was said and admits that the girls didn’t say that she gave Flav Yum-Yum but that they did imply it. He talks to bee-ex to find out if there’s anything else she has to tell him. She reveals that she knows a lot of celebs by virtue of having friends and family in the industry. With that said you may now remain silent.

Elimination
Who's In? Flav calls Bunz's name and she comes down...to which he says, "I called your name. I didn’t tell you to come down." and he sends her back. Daaaaamn!HHe then calls down Bee-Ex and reveals to everyone that after their conversation where he asked her if there was anything else he needed to know he went on the internet and found out that she had been on Oprah as Usher's biggest fan and that she went on a little date with him. So he sends her on her way for her "Star Searchin'" ways.
Things 1 & 2 say, "We knew she was a star Effer!" Haha! I love those two! Flav gives Bunz her clock and tells her to be accurate in the future.
Who’s out?
Until next time enjoy some pics of Bee-Ex and Ursher on their bowling date...Awefully cozy, no?