Oh Amy...

According to The Sun, Cousin Amy wants to release a line of makeup with the signature item being liquid eyeliner. According to a source, “She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume. All the things that are distinctive of her look.”

Hmm, I have just one question:
If this line is going to be distinctive of Amz then what on God’s green earth will that perfume smell like? A combo of cigarette smoke, vomit and dirty panties?
I hope this isn't’ true…I mean, it's coming from The Sun and we know how reliable they are.

In Other Amy news…

Her publicist revealed that she’s got quite a nasty skin condition. "Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she's been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days."
Impetigo is a bacterial skin infection. It causes red sores that can break open, ooze fluid, and develop a yellow-brown crust. These sores can occur anywhere on the body but most often appear around the mouth and nose. Source
Jeez! That sucks major ass. And Ilk!! That’s hella nasty. Yes, Amy, please stay in side..alone..and most importantly inside…where no one can see you.