Flavor of Love 3: Episode 8 Recap

We pick up where we left off with the new girls just arriving in the house. Flav calls them down one by one to meet them and give them their names. He says “They was lookin' real sexy G”.
Girl one: Her name is Candace and she wants to be called "Blue" for her blue eyes. Flav says, “I’ll call you "Black" for your black dress.” Girl two: Her name is Mariah and she wants to be called "Prototype" and says she’s the complete package. He grants her wish.Girl Three: I don't know what her real name is but she wants to be called "Lushious D" for her luscious…well you get it. He grants her that wish as well. Girl Four: Flav looks at her and says she looks like the black Bridget Nielson. Since they’re both 9 ft tall I see the resemblance. She tells him to call her Lex. He says, “I’mma call you tree.” The old girls wax on weather or not “Tree” is actually a dude. Saaphyri and Buckwild say good bye and its time for champagne. Flav gives the new girls champagne first. This of course does not go over well with the old girls. Once they’re done sipping the old girls agree to put aside their differences to get the new girls out the house. They immediately run upstairs to switch around rooms so that the new girls get the crappiest locations. The new girls check out the living quarters and find it to be nastical…fake eyelashes are lyin’ around and the tub is full of hair. A screaming match ensues of course.
Everyone wakes up the next day to find that Prancer has slept with Flav again…she’s a sneaky little minx. The new girls check out the kitchen and find dirty dishes in the sink with chunks of food on them, spills on the floor, fruit flies everywhere, and maggots in the garbage.
Competition: Hip-Hopera The girls must perform in three acts. The hip-hopra is about Flav’s life. The first two acts are about his past and the third act is about their futures. So in the third act the girls must write their own parts. They have three hours to decide who will direct, who will play what part, rehearse, dress, and get to the theater to perform.
Director-Seezinz Narrators-Things 1&2
Act: 1 Flav-Prancer
Gita-Luscious D

Act: 2 Flav-Sinceer
Punkin’-Hotlanta
Toastee-Hotlanta
This is quite fitting since Hotlanta gets drunk in the limo over…drinks before and I think during the performance, and once they get back home.
Deelishis-Prototype
New York-Tree
Hoopz-Black

Act 3: Each girl spits a rhyme about themselves. They’re mostly corny and nothing to talk about except for Prancer. She basically implies that her and Flav have done the nasty…multiple times.

The Winners?
Best Performance- Prototype as Deelishis Second Best Performance-Sinceer as Flav Back at the mansion Hotlanta is drunk. She’s crying and just a complete mess. Sinceer even calls out her drunkness so you KNOW she has to have a problem. In the morning the new girls wake up and cook Flav breakfast in bed. They recite a rhyme about how nasty the house is and how they cleaned it up for him.
The Date: A Day at the Race Track The ladies dress in their Sunday’s best and at some point Flav refers to them as fly horses. Flav wins three times in a row on horse #7 (consequently the same number of children he has). After the races Flav talks to the ladies and Prototype reveals that she’s and aspiring model and has been in a few videos. This puts a bad taste in Flav’s mouth.
Back at the house the new girls decide to hold interviews with the old girls to decide who to give the immunity clock to.
Hotlanta: You know how it is. When you’re beautiful and people feel threatened by you, they’re gonna start s***.…The girls chuckle at Hotlanta thinking she’s beautiful.
Seezinz: She basically says that she’s happy that the new girls are here so that the old girls have someone to hate on instead of her.
Prancer: She says that she doesn’t talk about anything that goes on between her and Flav…even though she just said in her rap that they did the nasty. Actually I’m damn near positive she says the phrase “do the nasty” in her song.
Things: Since there seems to be some confusion between what Things 1&2 are called on the show and how they're labeled in their pics on the net I’m going to refer to them as “Things” collectively and “Round Thing” and “Stick thing” separately. Moving right along…
Round Thing: She says that she’d basically be cool with sharing Flav with her sister.
Stick Thing: Expresses that she would be jealous if her sister got Flav and even breaks down in tears saying “He’s so Spessho!” When Flav gets back the new girls tell him that they think that Stick Thing is the one who is really here for him. He gives them their clocks before the elimination cus he wants time to get to know them before kicking them out. He then gives Stick Thing her immunity clock. The clock was originally the clock she shared with Round Thing with a giant line drawn between their faces. But Flav effed it up so he had to give her the clock around his neck. When she tells Round Thing, she’s hurt and thinks Flav doesn’t know she’s there for him. “We came in as one, and then to end up splitting us down the middle, it kinda was a dagger to my heart.”

Elimination:
Who’s In?: Flav calls Hotlanta down and says, “You’ve shut down. You’ve been depressed a lot. You’ve been crying too. A man like Flav wants a strong woman. I tell you what. This isn’t your clock. But if you can convince me why you should stay over Prancer I’ll let you stay.” Hotlanta says, “I might be quiet and laid back and stay on my own. But one thing I don’t do is I don’t snitch and I don’t kiss and tell.”Flav asks her to elaborate and she refers to Prancer’s rap. (PS-Isn't that the definition of snitching?) He apparently didn’t pick up on that when he originally listened to the rap cus he’s instantly irritated. With that. He let’s her go.
Who's Out?:

I'm not sure what next week is about but at some point one of the Things says "If we was on the streets she woulda got "mollywopped" up and down this mansion". I need to find an excuse to use "mollywop" in a sentence at least once a day.