Hide the Children!

Showbizspy is reporting that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have picked Tom Cruise to be godfather to their twins.
A source said: “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.”
Tom’s throwing the twins a “Welcome to the World” party and he even spent $200,000 on designer christening outfits. Source

Hmm, by “welcome to the world” could he mean the dark spectacle that is Scientology? I bet instead of holy water he’ll have them baptized in the warm seas of Xenu. I’d warn Jenny away from this colossal mistake but I’m sure if he gets out of hand that Chula can ward him off with her switchblade and a nice dose of Santeria. Little Max and Emme should be just fine.