Uncle Wesley's Goin' in the Clink

Even though his lawyers spent all day offering up letters from family friends and famous folks attesting to how great he is the judge still threw the book at him. He was given the maximum sentence of three years in jail.
“In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors,” Hodges said.
“I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,” Snipes said.
Snipes said his wealth and celebrity attracted “wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat.” He called himself “well-intentioned, but miseducated.” Source
Silly Negro! Tricks are for kids! You’re bout to get locked up and are still throwin' excuses. For shame!