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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wes Violates Bond by Partying in Dubai

Wesley Snipes is in trouble with the courts for going to a party in Dubai. He was told by a judge last year that he could travel to London and Bangkok ONLY for work on the movies “Gallowwalker” and “Chasing the Dragon.” By going to this party he is violating these terms.
"Defendant Snipes abused the Court's trust, and did so in a very public way," the U.S. Attorney's Office said in its motion. "For that reason alone, the Court should deny his current request for international travel." Prosecutors are looking to revoke his bond.
Give someone an inch…

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Random Pics

Honey, I love you but this silver lame jumpsuit is KILLING me. I was good til I got to her knees and saw those shiteous boots.
Oh Wes...you hurt me to my heart.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Spike Wants Wes to Play the Godfather

Spike Lee is working on a biopic about James Brown and he says he wants Wesley Snipes to play the lead part.
Apparently the two were supposed to work together for Spikes latest movie “Miracle at St. Anna”, but Wes’s legal issues forbade him from leaving the country so Spike had to recast the role.
Lee explains, "He was cast in the role that Derek Luke plays, but he wasn't allowed out of the country due to his tax situation. He couldn't get a visa, and making St. Anna would've required him to spend extensive time in Italy."
But he assures, "He's a phenomenal actor, and I truly feel that he'll regain that power he once had. If my James Brown picture ever gets made, he'll be playing James - and he'd kill in that, without a doubt. He still has chops." Source
I’d pay just to watch Uncle Wes do a split and not throw out his back.

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Hall of Shame

So while vacationing in Fargo, N. D. (I would make fun of him…but I vacation in South Jersey…so I’ll keep my mouf shut) O.J. got on the radio and said that the reason he’s on trial for theft and kidnapping charges is because of a prosecutor with political aspirations. "If I was anybody else, I wouldn't be going to court. How many trials have you ever heard of where both of the victims say they don't want this guy to go to jail, they don't want to go to court, and you still go to court?" Simpson asked. "It's only me. But unfortunately for me," Simpson said, "I got like a bull's eye on my front, and a dollar sign on my back. You get involved with people who want to be governor and stuff." Source
Oh my dear sweet murderous Uncle OJ. Making such salacious statements against the gubbment will do nothing but cement their case about you. If you want to continue your life of endless clubbing with a bevy white womens I suggest you shut your got damn mouth.

As if Uncle OJ ain’t bad enough we’ve got silly Uncle Wes trying to leave the country. He wants to get his passport back so that he can leave the US, first to sit in on the editing process for his new film Gallowwalker (London), and second to film another movie (Bangkok) Chasing the Dragon. A U.S. Attorney’s Office spokesman demanded his bail be revoked saying, “He’s been convicted by a jury. He has been sentenced to three years and he should be in custody.” Source
Hmm, I see. Well as one of his loving kinfolk my recommendation to the court is to not only keep him in the country, but to immediately remand him to custody. Put him in jail!...Under the jail!
I reported a while ago about the possibility of Gary Dourdan being on the VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab. However, Gary is denying the rumors saying, "For the record, contrary to what's written on the web, I will not be (doing) any 'celebrity rehab.' That's completely false."
In case you forgot , a few months ago Gary was arrested on drug possession charges and somehow escaped jail in lieu of a rehabilitation program. He said after his arrest (and consequently after denying the drugs were his), "Obviously, I am embarrassed to find myself in this situation and I am profoundly grateful to everyone for their support." Source
Whether he’s going to be on the show or not he needs some help…or Jesus…or my Granny Beth to knock some sense into him. Wait, she’s no longer with us God rest her soul. Well in that case, Jesus, we’ve got a live one down here!

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Uncle Wesley's Goin' in the Clink

Even though his lawyers spent all day offering up letters from family friends and famous folks attesting to how great he is the judge still threw the book at him. He was given the maximum sentence of three years in jail.
“In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors,” Hodges said.
“I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,” Snipes said.
Snipes said his wealth and celebrity attracted “wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat.” He called himself “well-intentioned, but miseducated.” Source
Silly Negro! Tricks are for kids! You’re bout to get locked up and are still throwin' excuses. For shame!

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Uncle Wesley: Givis Us Free

Wesley Snipes can relax a little bit now. On Friday he was found not guilty of tax fraud and conspiracy. He was, however, convicted of misdemeanor charges and faces 3 years in jail. SOURCE
Hey, that’s not so bad. It originally coulda been 16 years so, I think he should thank his lucky stars that the almighty IRS and US Gub’ment didn’t send him to sleep wit’ da fishes.
(Thanks for the heads up Poole)

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Quote of the Day

Wesley sent a document to the IRS telling them about themselves. He said that their position towards him was “simply false, fraudulent and misrepresenting.” He also warned that the government’s “illegal collection action” would result in “significant personal liability” for those involved. “Warning - pursuit of such a high profile target will open the door for your increased collateral risk,” Snipes wrote. “I certainly don’t believe this is in your best interest and can be avoided.” The letter also claimed the IRS deceives people to “terrorize, enslave, rape or pillage” taxpayers. Source
He’s officially lost his GOT DAMN mind. Negro, do you not realize that sassin' the US gub’ment will get yer ass thrown in jail…no wait, under the jail...actually probably worse than that. Don’t be surprised y'all when he goes missing.

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Givis Us Free!

Wesley Snips is pulling the race card friends. He says that the Florida courts trying him for tax evasion is too racist to give him a fair trial. His lawyer argued that the U.S. Attorney’s Office willfully selected to try him in Ocala because it’s the “most racially discriminatory venue available to the government with the best possibility of an all-white southern jury where snipes never resided.” The area is described as “a hotbed of Klan activity where the Klan and Confederate flag flies over government property”. (source)
Hmm, well part of me wants to make a few black-black as hell-black as night jokes…but I won’t. I researched the area and apparently it’s like a supremacists’ paradise. But um, he did commit a crime so, as long as they don’t string him up and puree his entrails to feed to their babies I think he'll be OK. I mean, he’s too high profile of a person (I use ‘high profile’ with extreme trepidation) for the system to do much more than give him the max sentence without having Uncle Jesse and Uncle Al on dat ass, no? And we all know NO ONE wants that.

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