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Paging planet Over Singer…One of your beings seems to be lost. Come pic her up. Please and thank you.

Joss’s outfit is giving me a tummy ache. Gary seems to be wearing every piece of clothing in his closet…and the closet of an aging drag queen. Is that a knee length cardigan replete with fur, I see?
That’s right Suri! Screw you paps!

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Not these two again. She should never be pictured next to super sized food.Dania Ramirez, might you have purchased this ensemble at Easy Pickins?Mississippi Mike requested I post these pics together. No commentary needed. Auntie Donna! Disco died as did my soul. This dress should follow suit.He’s the happiest old sprite I ever did see. I’ve just been blinded by the light. If Gary Dourdan got off the hook for drug possession he should definitely be locked up for committing this crime against humanity.

Hall of Shame

So while vacationing in Fargo, N. D. (I would make fun of him…but I vacation in South Jersey…so I’ll keep my mouf shut) O.J. got on the radio and said that the reason he’s on trial for theft and kidnapping charges is because of a prosecutor with political aspirations. "If I was anybody else, I wouldn't be going to court. How many trials have you ever heard of where both of the victims say they don't want this guy to go to jail, they don't want to go to court, and you still go to court?" Simpson asked. "It's only me. But unfortunately for me," Simpson said, "I got like a bull's eye on my front, and a dollar sign on my back. You get involved with people who want to be governor and stuff." Source
Oh my dear sweet murderous Uncle OJ. Making such salacious statements against the gubbment will do nothing but cement their case about you. If you want to continue your life of endless clubbing with a bevy white womens I suggest you shut your got damn mouth.

As if Uncle OJ ain’t bad enough we’ve got silly Uncle Wes trying to leave the country. He wants to get his passport back so that he can leave the US, first to sit in on the editing process for his new film Gallowwalker (London), and second to film another movie (Bangkok) Chasing the Dragon. A U.S. Attorney’s Office spokesman demanded his bail be revoked saying, “He’s been convicted by a jury. He has been sentenced to three years and he should be in custody.” Source
Hmm, I see. Well as one of his loving kinfolk my recommendation to the court is to not only keep him in the country, but to immediately remand him to custody. Put him in jail!...Under the jail!
I reported a while ago about the possibility of Gary Dourdan being on the VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab. However, Gary is denying the rumors saying, "For the record, contrary to what's written on the web, I will not be (doing) any 'celebrity rehab.' That's completely false."
In case you forgot , a few months ago Gary was arrested on drug possession charges and somehow escaped jail in lieu of a rehabilitation program. He said after his arrest (and consequently after denying the drugs were his), "Obviously, I am embarrassed to find myself in this situation and I am profoundly grateful to everyone for their support." Source
Whether he’s going to be on the show or not he needs some help…or Jesus…or my Granny Beth to knock some sense into him. Wait, she’s no longer with us God rest her soul. Well in that case, Jesus, we’ve got a live one down here!

Update: Gary Dourdan Gets Thrown in the Clink

Gary Dourdan of CSI fame is joining the cast of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew on VH1. We know that a few months ago Gary was arrested after police found him sleeping in his car…which happened to be filled with drugs. His punishment? A fine and a drug program.
According to the National Enquirer he was approached shortly after his sentencing to be on the show.
A source tells the tabloid, "Gary knows he screwed up, but he wants to stay in the public eye. He didn't think twice about doing the show. He's used to being on TV." Source
Though the show hasn’t confirmed his involvement they haven’t denied it either. I think it’s really funny how he went from denying the drugs were his to joining Celebrity Rehab. Reality is a bitch.

Update: Gary Dourdan Gets Thrown in the Clink

Gary finally stopped lying to the cops, the public and himself, and pleaded guilty to Ecstasy and cocaine possession charges. He’s been sentenced to complete a recovery program. Source
Shiftless Negro. They shoulda thrown his ass in jail.

Update: Gary Dourdan Gets Thrown in the Clink

Gary Dourdan has spoken out regarding his drug related arrest last week. He said to Access Hollywood that when he was arrested he was sleeping off a buzz in his car and that the drugs weren’t his. "I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I've been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life. I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith." Source
Yous a lie and a wink and yo booty stink! That slick green eyed devil is oozing in nasty chemicals. What did he say next? “Just say no!” “Hugs not drugs!” “Glory be to God!” SMH.

Gary Dourdan Get's Thrown in the Clink

Shaza, er, I mean Gary Dourdan of CSI and Different World fame, was arrested in Palm Springs on suspicion of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Cops told TMZ they found him sleeping in his car when they approached the vehicle and arrested him. When he got to the clink he posted the $5,000 bail and bounced. Source

I’m gonna need this Negro to get his act together. First he loses his job (yea, that’s right he got canned he didn’t quit). Now he’s getting arrested with a pocket full of wet, yayo, E, scripts, and posies! I’m dead at you!

Now whenever I think of him I’ll think of the Gary Dourdan that I know and love…the one in the Janet Jackson video. GOT DAMN! Say he wasn’t sexy! Say it!