Hall of Shame

So while vacationing in Fargo, N. D. (I would make fun of him…but I vacation in South Jersey…so I’ll keep my mouf shut) O.J. got on the radio and said that the reason he’s on trial for theft and kidnapping charges is because of a prosecutor with political aspirations. "If I was anybody else, I wouldn't be going to court. How many trials have you ever heard of where both of the victims say they don't want this guy to go to jail, they don't want to go to court, and you still go to court?" Simpson asked. "It's only me. But unfortunately for me," Simpson said, "I got like a bull's eye on my front, and a dollar sign on my back. You get involved with people who want to be governor and stuff." Source
Oh my dear sweet murderous Uncle OJ. Making such salacious statements against the gubbment will do nothing but cement their case about you. If you want to continue your life of endless clubbing with a bevy white womens I suggest you shut your got damn mouth.

As if Uncle OJ ain’t bad enough we’ve got silly Uncle Wes trying to leave the country. He wants to get his passport back so that he can leave the US, first to sit in on the editing process for his new film Gallowwalker (London), and second to film another movie (Bangkok) Chasing the Dragon. A U.S. Attorney’s Office spokesman demanded his bail be revoked saying, “He’s been convicted by a jury. He has been sentenced to three years and he should be in custody.” Source
Hmm, I see. Well as one of his loving kinfolk my recommendation to the court is to not only keep him in the country, but to immediately remand him to custody. Put him in jail!...Under the jail!
I reported a while ago about the possibility of Gary Dourdan being on the VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab. However, Gary is denying the rumors saying, "For the record, contrary to what's written on the web, I will not be (doing) any 'celebrity rehab.' That's completely false."
In case you forgot , a few months ago Gary was arrested on drug possession charges and somehow escaped jail in lieu of a rehabilitation program. He said after his arrest (and consequently after denying the drugs were his), "Obviously, I am embarrassed to find myself in this situation and I am profoundly grateful to everyone for their support." Source
Whether he’s going to be on the show or not he needs some help…or Jesus…or my Granny Beth to knock some sense into him. Wait, she’s no longer with us God rest her soul. Well in that case, Jesus, we’ve got a live one down here!