And Babies Make Eight

Angelina Jolie popped out her twins last night (Sunday July 13th). She gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline via c-section. The twins weighed in at 5.03 lbs and 5 lbs respectively.
“The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly,” Dr. Michael Sussmann told PEOPLE Sunday. “Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well.”
“The mother and father are very, very happy,” Sussmann told PEOPLE. Source
So now they’re up to 6 kids under the age of 7. I don’t understand why they refuse my pleas to adopt me. I’m potty trained. I don’t require a nanny. I’m quiet. I can burp myself. And most importantly…I’m a Nigra! What else could they ask for?