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The guys pull up looking shiny and silky as hell. The girls talk about how good they look and all the nasty things they’d like to do to them. It’s time to pick rooms and the girls set off running, falling, breaking ish…Then these two chicks decide to jump on the bed and they end up breaking it. Ladies, all that ish is from Ikea and is not meant to with stand the weight of big booty hoes.
A fight starts cus one chick feels that the bed breakers are disrespecting the house. Another chick is in the bathroom talking to herself in the mirror because she’s already annoyed and ready to beat a bitch down. She said it, I didn’t.

Nickname Time!
The brown pixie is named "Bay Bay Bay" (I’m not sure why…I wasn’t really paying attention).
Lanika aka Sexy Lexi get the name "Sexy Legs".
The Italian girl is named "Meatball".
Willeisha is the Isha of Ishas so her nickname is…(drum roll please)…"Isha".
They ask one of the girls if she likes horses and she says that she wants to ride a Stallionaire or something like that. Anyway they ask her to hit a note and even though she can’t sing they give her the name "Harmony".
Lakia is KiKi.
Tattoo girl is Risky.
The bubbly girl is called "Bubbles". Sidebar this half Dutch/Half Dominican chick doesn’t seem too bright and has the voice of a four year old little girl.
The next woman to walk on the stage is a 35-year-old with “a 9 year old soldier” (her son). She gets the name "MILF".
The chick from Fargo who sounds like Sarah Palin is called "Corn Fed".
Extra blond April says she promotes stuff for a living so her nickname is "Promo".
The professional fighter gets the name "K.O."
The local Asian girl is called "Cali".
The buxom chocolate girl is called "Rabbit"…ala Jessica Rabbit.
The crazy chick who presented Chance with a clock she made foe him is donned "Stalker".

The same crazy woman who was talking to herself in the bathroom is up. She approaches wearing all black lace and they ask her if she’s a dominatrix. She answers in a husky/scary voice, “I can be.” She’s named "Lusty".
The final girl jumps up on stage and starts doing bouncy strippery dances. Chance asks if she’s a stripper and she says, “ I gots tricks for you! I got tricks for both of youse!” They name her “So Hood”.

The girls are informed that there will be a mixer, after which the 17 girls will be whittled down to 14, 7 for Chance and 7 for Real.

The Mixer:
KiKi is goin off, talking about how she didn’t go there to make friends and Corn Fed, bless her heart, doesn’t understand why they can make friends. So KiKi decides to curse her out. When Corn fed walks away KiKi keeps talking smack so Corn Fed, amazingly, calls her on it which furthers the fight.
Real’s Connections:
Real connects with Sexy Legs, K.O. and BayBayBay. He has a tantric conversation with Lusty. I feel dirty and like I shouldn’t be listening to it. He talks to Corn Fed who appreciates him for wearing his heart on his sleeve and being a sincere guy. He gets a killer massage from MILF who asks him how he feels about women with children. He says, “It is what it is.” She compares him to a colt. Cougar on the loose!
Chance’s Connections:
Everywhere chance looks, there Stalker is…I guess she’s doing her job. He has a talk with MILF, and although he’s not normally into older women he’s kinda feelin’ her. He thinks Promo is a sweet girl but she doesn’t seem too into him. Bubbles gets him alone and keeps talking to him in her “Rescue Rangers” voice about how she’s there to listen to him. Interestingly enough she won't let him get a word in edgewise. The same chicks who have been heckling her all night are sitting nearby poppin off but Chance doesn’t seen to be fased by them. Lusty appears out of nowhere, rubbing and kissing Chance. Then she whispers in his ear that she wants to tie him down and bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep and bleep-bleep him. When Chance and Harmony start kissing Lusty starts giving herself a pep talk, “It’s just a kiss. Kissing is ok. It’s just a kiss.” One of the girls asks, “Who are you talking to?”
“To myself.”
“People might think you’re crazy.”
“Maybe I am”…nuff said.
Back to the kiss. So they’re kissing and Chance stops. Cue the green fog coming out of Harmony’s mouth. Yea he says that her breath is skunky. So Hood comes to save him. She immediately starts giving him a lap dance and grinds on him so hard that she hurts his “thang”. Cali tries to feed him strawberries that he says are rotten so he settles for a back rub instead. Before judging KiKi tells Real that K.O. was all up in his ear then giving his brother a lap dance right after. She has her mixed up with meatball who gave Chance the “lap dizzle”. KiKi…all non-black girls don’t look alike.

By the end of elimination, 7 girls will be wearing a chain with “C” on it for Chance, 7 girls will be wearing “R” on it for Real, and 3 girls will be going home.
Elimination:

Real’s Girls: Will you keep it real with me? Real asks, “Is it true you gave my brothers a lap dance?” She says no and Chance confirms it even though they did kiss a little.

BayBayBay says, “Maybe he wants that old dusty pussy.”

Lusty: My plan to get real is to take baths together massage each other because that...the foreplay heightens the sex …for me

Chance’s Girls: Are you ready to take a chance? She admits that she wanted Real but takes Chance’s chain since Real doesn’t seem to want her.