Tom Wants to Win Back the Ladies

Supposedly Tommy Boy is trying to win back his lady fans. His PR people need him to do the following in order to do this:
- No talking about Scientology.- No wearing sunglasses on the red carpet.- No showing up to premieres in fancy cars.- Appear on women-friendly shows like The View. "It's all very calculated."- No man-handling the Katie. At least in public. "Tom needs to quit grabbing her arm and pulling her around. The idea is to make him the kinder, gentler Tom, not a controlling husband with a Stepford wife." Source
Uh, DUH! Shit I coulda told him that. I need to get a job teaching people common sense.

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