ShamWow Guy in the Schlammer

Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, has been arrested in connection with assaulting a prostitute.

He paid a hooker $1,000 for some nook-nook, and once in the hotel room she bit down on his tong during a kiss. He then punched her until she let go.

The hooker, Sasha Harris, refused to cooperate with officers. . “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.

She is, however, considering a lawsuit against ShamWow guy. The Smoking Gun

And from the commercials he look so fun loving…go figure. Although, I guess I’d punch a heifer if she refused to free my appendages from the clutches of her chompers.

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