Amy Watch 2009

1. Amy drops her appeal against drug charges. Source
2. Amy serenades her new boo in the tropics. Source
3. Amy gets into a fight while on holiday. Source
4. Amy is a terrorist target. Source
5. Amy’s husband filed for divorce. Source
6. Amy is named Loser of the Year. Source
7. Amy wont let Black divorce her. Source
8. Amy starts a record label and signs her god daughter. Source
9. Amy may have screwed herself in her divorce battle. Source
10. Amy is headed to the UK to salvage her marriage. Source
11. Amy puts her parents in charge. Source
12. Blake’s trying to list Amy’s conquests. Source
13. Takes a little trip to the hospital. Source
14. Amy’s moving to the Caribbean. Source
15. Amy’s hubby is free. Source
16. Amy’s chasing after Blake. Source
17. Amy’s looking good, well better at least. Source
18. Amy is charged with assault. Source
19. Amy’s having trouble writing new material. Source
20. Amy’s dad thinks she’s dumb. Source
21. Amy’s got some business ventures on the mind. Source
22. Amy is back in St. Lucia. Source
23. No collabos for Amy and Em. Source
24. Amy’s Ex Might Be a Daddy soon. Source
25. Amy’s got a new fling. Source
26. Amy’s in the clinic. Source
27. St. Lucia bar named after Amy’s #1 hit.. Source
28. Amy gearing up for an album release? Source
29. Amy’s comeback show is a no-go. Source
30. Amy Winehouse the designer?
31. Amy does charity? Source
32. Amy’s mom says she needs to be rescued. Source
33. Amy to create a line of greeting cards.
More details…
Amy is licensing some of her song lyrics to be used for greeting cards and wrapping paper for Hallmark.
A source said: “The bosses at EMI are keen to keep the cash cow churning out the readies.
“The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of Rehab emblazoned all over it.
“The Amy-branded cards are classy too. You Know I’m No Good is best for heartfelt apologies and Back To Black, with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.” Source
Um…I don't even know how to process that.

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