Now You Can Dress Like Her Too

Croiky! Now Bindi’s got a clothing line. The little girl we love to hate debuted the eco-friendly line of children’s clothes on an Australian run way. Source
Looking at this pic makes me want to break her thumbs. OMG! What’s gotten into me?! I must pray for forgiveness for wishing harm upon this child. (Lo calls the Monday Night Prayer Group for support. While she waits for them to arrive she chants “children are a blessing” into the mirror then spins five times in hopes this ritual will ward off any spell Bindi might put on her for talking smack.)

When Mini-Bindis Attack!

Bindi Irwin’s got a new product out…a doll fashioned after herself. Sighs…y’all know how I feel about Bindi’s annoying personality. But the more I think about her, the more I realize that it's not the fact that she’s annoying that bothers me…it’s the fact that she’s scary as hell. Like, she reminds me of Delia in the Omen IV. I bet those dolls are all cursed and if you bring them into your home they will cause your children to climb into the bear cages at the zoo where they’ll meet an untimely death. Oh dear, maybe I’ve said too much. I’m sure Bindi’s already put a curse on me. Excuse me whilst I go say a few Hail Mary’s and do the hokey pokey and turn myself around. Glory be to God! (Lo swoons and passes out on the floor.)

Come Into My Bush!

Words cannot express how much I CAN’T STAND Bindi Irwin. She’s joined the growing list of celebs who have advice for Britney Spears. Her mom said, "Bindi's the one who said, 'People who are having trouble should go in the Bush with us when we do our crocodile research work.' If Britney and her family want to go in the Bush with us, we'd love to have them."
Is it weird that I wanna punch her in the face? I mean, I know she’s only like 9 but I’m a firm believer that sometimes a little knuckle sandwich every once in a while is good for children. Now that I’ve gott that off my chest I must ask, was I the only one who cackled like a 11 year old boy when I heard the word bush? And then immediately had the image of Brit’s hairless vag pop into my mind? No? Oh...