When Mini-Bindis Attack!

Bindi Irwin’s got a new product out…a doll fashioned after herself. Sighs…y’all know how I feel about Bindi’s annoying personality. But the more I think about her, the more I realize that it's not the fact that she’s annoying that bothers me…it’s the fact that she’s scary as hell. Like, she reminds me of Delia in the Omen IV. I bet those dolls are all cursed and if you bring them into your home they will cause your children to climb into the bear cages at the zoo where they’ll meet an untimely death. Oh dear, maybe I’ve said too much. I’m sure Bindi’s already put a curse on me. Excuse me whilst I go say a few Hail Mary’s and do the hokey pokey and turn myself around. Glory be to God! (Lo swoons and passes out on the floor.)