K-Fed is K-Fat

Kevin Federline has been ballooning for the past few years and now that he’s got a new reality show some think the focus may be on his struggle with his weight.

He didn’t say that was a reason but a friend commented saying, “He’s not hurting for money, but he’d like to make this work. He’s not going to kill anything that might be coming together by talking about it in too much detail before he’s really sure it’s going to happen.” Source

Well, I hope that out of this show he gets a few bucks and his six pack back. Because that keg he’s carrying around is NOT a good look.

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K-Fed Gettin His Six Pack Back

Brit’s ex, Kevin Federline ahs been going to the gym recently in attempts to lose all the weight he’s gained since splitting with Britney.
A pal tells America's Star magazine, "Kevin never was a gym bunny - he stayed in shape by dancing. He's desperate to slim down, so he's back at it three hours a day." Source
Three hours a day?! Holy my Jesus! That’s just silly. It would be a cold day in hell before you see Lo Pollard (Founder, President, and proud member of The Pleasantly Plump Crew) in the gym for longer than an hour…and that’s really pushing it.

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Brit and Kev Caught in Bed?!

Star is saying that Brit and her ex were caught in bed together.

"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider tells Star. "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier." Source

Hmm, although Kevin has really stepped it up recently, and Brit has been doing so much better, I can’t say I think this is a great idea. Maybe it’s just a rumor.

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Brit and K-Fed are Falling in Love Again...

According to Star, a source claims, “The truth is, they’re falling in love again. I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”
There has even been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.” Source
Even though Kevin has been more stable and less douchey lately, and Brit has been on the come up, this is still a really bad idea. I hope it’s just a rumor.

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Thoughts on Christina Milians new do? Someone needs to bust a crunch…but since I’m chubby I’m not going to say who. (**Coughs “Kevin!”)

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K-Fed Working on Kid's Fashion Line

K-Fed is trying to make a few buck by peddling kids clothes. He’s developing a clothing line for children.
He said, "It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans" because no one in their right mind would pay more than clearance sale prices for a pair of Fed-Ex.
No further details were given. Source
Eh, I’ll pass. I mean, what is he gonna dress them in? Wife beaters and jeans stained with Old E?

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K-Fed is Still Trying to be an MC

K-Fed is trying to rap again. He’s in talks with Krayzie Bone of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to produce his next record.
Kevin said, "We will listen to his music and if it's jumpin' off... if we can do business... Bone is all about doin' business." And Krayzie Bone adds, "We feel like we can work with anybody and have a platinum hit ...our fan base are usually the ones who respect a man who has gone through a lot of s**t." Source
Uh, thanks for your perseverance and go getter attitude Kevin…but no thanks.

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Shar says Kids Think K-Fed's New Boo is Cool

Shar Jackson says that their kids like his new girlfriend. She also talked about Brit’s comeback.
“I think that her comeback has proven a lot of people wrong. And I’m really proud of her. I think she’s doing her thing,” Shar told Hollyscoop.com at the Sundance Film Festival. “Womanizer is one of my favorite songs right now, its my ring tone right now…maybe I can relate,” she joked. “I just feel that song.” When talking about Victoria Price, K-Fed’s new girl she said, “I met her once and she was really cool. But that’s as far as I want to get involved in that. But the kids have spent a little time with her and thought she was pretty cool. So that’s all that matters, as long as they think she’s cool.” Source
He’s only been dating her a short time. Isn’t it a little early to be bringing her around the kids? I’m just saying.

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K-Fed's New Girl is a Criminal

K-Fed is dating again and according to TMZ his new girl, Victoria Price, has a record. She was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace in the past. The charges were eventually dropped. She also has a history of terrorizing kids in her high school. But that’s not all. Also while in high school she was charged with possession of alcohol and of a dangerous weapon on school premises (a stun gun). Source
Wow she sounds like a real winner.

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I really don’t understand… And this view doesn’t help my confusion.
Holy my Jesus! When did he get so damn fat!

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Mammie Shar

Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline have managed to stay good friends after he left her for Britney …while she was pregnant. In fact now that Kevin has the boys a lot and he and Shar chill she probably spends more time with Sean Preston and Janden James than their own mama. She says,

“We definitely make sure the kids all bond together. I mean, they’re siblings, they need each other. We’re not together or anything but we’re definitely still a family unit. Honestly, we’re like the best of friends. Obviously, the relationship didn’t work out for a reason, and we’re cool with that. But we’re still a part of each other’s lives. And our children get to see two people who aren’t together but still have a great relationship, and I think that’s really important.”

I don’t know why her taking care of Brit's kids seems to surprise folks. She been birthin' babies since she was fifteen. I would think she can handle a few more. Not to mention, Britney’s been paying for Shar and her little crumb snatchers to eat for some time now. In fact, I think she’s not grateful enough. If you ask me, she should not only baby sit, but also act as chauffeur, cook, and maid AND hook Brit up with Wonda from The Weave Emporium. Shiiiiiit.

Damn Homie

K-Fed is going to court today to argue that Britney is violating her drug test order. His lawyer is going to tell the judge that she's not responding in a timely manner when being summoned for random drug testing. He wants her to have less time with the little chicken mcnuggets and ask the judge to revise their visitation agreement yet again.
His lawyer is on point. So on point that one would think he's really expensive. Which lead me to wonder how Kevin is affording him. But then it donned on me! Britney's pays palimony. Ergo, she's pretty much paying Kevin's lawyer to ruin her life. Isn't that ironic? Don't cha think?