Oh Camel Mouf!

Bobby done gone and hurt himself. He twisted his ankle at some point last week during his “New Jack Swing” Tour. I bet you a ashtray full of nickels it's all that peen popping he’s been said to be doing on stage.

The Washington Post reported the following about his recent performance in DC:

Although his pelvic thrusts were geriatric and his tongue aerobics creepy, Brown got through his portion of the New Jack Swing show without major incident. The "King of R&B" (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy) ably revisited his post-New Edition, pre-Whitney Houston peak, including "Don't Be Cruel," "Roni" and, of course, "My Prerogative." As is always the case with Brown, however, what he said was far more interesting than what he sang.
"Baltimore!" Brown shouted at one point. When the crowd failed to react, he asked, "Where am I right now?" After figuring out he was playing to a Washington crowd, Brown said, "They told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself."
The singer also played coy about his reported October heart attack:
"You all think I had a heart attack, but I'm all right. I made it.
They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they're telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes, but I still got broke off. I can pay child support for another year — y'all won't be seein' my [behind] in jail no more!" (Thanks for the info Pabvon!)

1. I bet someone did tell him he was in Baltimore just to be an a$$hole.. They know he has no clue where he’s at or what his name is half the damn time.
2. I doubt we won't see him in jail anymore. One thing he does pretty darn well is land himself in the slammer.
Oh, and if you think a pesky lil ankle injury is going to keep him from hittin the stage you’re w-r-o-n-g. His rep said, “he’s doing great and will not disappoint. He’s on track for his scheduled performances this weekend in Atlanta and Ohio.” (Source)
I hope and pray that twisin' his ankle will have somehow prevented him from pumping his midsection fast and furiously. We don’t need that…Thanks!