I Knew It!

I knew it wouldn’t be long before Gabriel Aubrey came to his senses and got away from Halle and her crazy butt. She sure knows how to drive a man away. Word on the street is that he’s not going to stay in LA with her when she has the baby. Instead he’s moving back to NYC to further his modeling career. A source close to her says, “She’s been shocked by the news. Halle had always assumed Gabriel would move to the west coast so they could live together as one happy family. If Gabriel stays in New York, it’ll mean long separations. She knows their relationship won’t survive and has been begging him to change his mind.”
His demise will go a little something like this:

1. She'll follow him to NYC.

2. She'll show up at his modeling shoots with the baby (who will no doubt be screaming and crying) after days of not sleeping or showering to invite him to a make-up lunch.

3. She'll mail him pictures of himself that she took from his fire escape while he was asleep.

4. And in a final act of crazy, she'll drug him and bring him to a cabin in the woods where she’ll torture him by reading scenes from Queen until he finally kills himself.

Gabriel, this is just the beginning of the end…OF YOU LIFE!