Someone's About to Get Served

The woman who was assaulted by Da Brat a few weeks ago has hired Willie Gary as her lawyer. He’s infamous for winning millions of dollars for his clients. He released the following statement:
“Our client was physically attacked by Da Brat and has suffered significant head injuries, permanent disfigurement as well as mental distress. Ms. Stevens is a cheerleader, choreographer, dancer, actress and entrepreneur, whose career has been greatly affected by this incident."
That's just what her violent ass gets! Da Brat-A-Tat-Tat is about to be Bra-Broke-A-Broke-Broke. I hope she saved them royalty checks from Funktified. Guess she’s gonna have to stop spendin all her hard earned cash on rubber bands.