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Friday, November 16, 2007

Bon Jovi for Governor?

Jersey girls get ready! Time to throw our panties at the man in charge! That’s right, Jon Bon Jovi is considering running for Governor of New Jersey. Not since Christine Whitman have we had such a handsome fella as the fearless leader of the garden state. I hope he runs. Shoot, I’d vote for him. (Lo throws on her coochie cutters, cowboy boots, studded bra top and Wet 'N Wild pink lipstick. She pumps up “You Give Love a Bad Name” and practices her sexiest hair flip in front of the mirror in preparation for performing atop a car at his victory party.)

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