I'd First Like to Thank My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Foxy Brown is joining many other celebrity inmates that came before her who have seemingly found God while in the clink. She recently showed up to court looking and acting a lot more subdued than normal. She said to her attorney:
"Sometimes God has to humble you in order for you to realize who you actually are. When you get away from the glitz and glamour, you can find inner peace within yourself.” Source
Interesting. I wonder what it was that drove her to God. Could it have been the late night cavity searches by Big Bertha? The shank made out of a spork that was held to her neck until she shared her last pack of yaki straight #24? I guess well never know. But $5 says that she’ll be back to her royal cuntness in no time.