Britney Watch 2008

1. Brit holds kids hostage.

2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing.

3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy.Brit’s kids get taken away.

4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil

5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil

each Adnan Ghalib.

6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.

7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears.

8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan.

9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test.

10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan.

11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. People

12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center.

More details…
Brit Brit was admitted to the hospital at 1:30 this morning after she was seen driving around aimlessly and it had become apparent that she wasn’t taking the medicine prescribed to her to treat her bipolar disorder. Her mom, cousin Ali, boyfriend Adnan, friend/manager Sam Lufti, and her psychiatrist were all on hand when she was taken to the hospital.
According to TMZ and the LA Times rumors that she tried to kill herself are not true and this ‘plan’ to have her admitted to a treatment facility has been in the works for some time now. In fact the route to the hospital was blocked off, the line of emergency vehicles stretched on forever, there was a police escort, and reportedly airspace was cleared.

Now y’all know that Cousin Brit is definitely on the radar of Mama Lo and the prayer meeting crew. And we’ve been doing our best to call in God’s army of angels to watch over and protect her. And we hope this is their way of saying ‘We’re takin care of Brit Brit…everything’s gonna be ok” BUT! I’m troubled by the fact that when the California police could be used to, I don’t know, track down criminals and such, they’re instead driving Brit to the nuthouse. NOT OK! (Mr. Poole and J. Cav have my back on this one.) I’m curious to know how much money it cost tax payers to take her down the block and around the corner to the medi center. The FAA shut down airspace for Pete’s sake. I loves me some Britney Spears but in all honesty people go crazy every day. Just two weeks ago I was on the verge of a full mental break. Do you think if I went ape shit crazy there would be a caravan of emergency vehicles to bring me to the hospital? I THINK NOT! My crazy ass would be left in my apartment crying, thrashing about, doing the watusi naked atop my coffee table and painting murals on my wall in peanut butter.

Sorry I had to get that off my chest. With that said, I hope that this does the trick for Brit. Watching her ordeal is painful. I had the misfortune of seeing a friend consumed by bipolar disorder and it is NOT something to be taken lightly. Whatever she’s suffering from she needs to get treatment ASAP because if she doesn’t than her troubles will most likely lead to her death.