Mini Me Shows off His Mini Me

Yes friends, what you see above is a still from Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s sex tape. The tape that features Verne and his former live-in girlfriend is being sold by a third party and may garner as much as $100K. Source
What?!?! Midget sex!?!? It just isn’t possible. I must get my hands on this tape. I wont believe it till I see it with my own eyes. Midgets are like unicorns or goblins or jackolopes. Jackalopes don’t have sex and neither do midgets!