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God bless the chile…and the fetus.
Reminds me of something g I saw at one of my high school’s fashion shows. All my PHS alums know what I’m talking about. Her makeup artists should be punched in the face. This is the scariest think I’ve ever seen…I bet that’s the remains of a human baby. For someone who has a relatively nice body Bey keeps wearing ish that makes her look wide as hell. So it’s true! Quick! Some summon the great Lord Jesus and his legion of angels. We’ve got a live one down here!

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Mini Me is PISSED!

Mini Me, ne Verne Troyer, is suing TMZ over that sex tape (gulp, it pains me to speak of rabid midget sex). In the lawsuit, that damned creature sometimes known as Mini-Me (a name far too sweet for the likes of him) claims that TMZ "violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape" on their website. The tape was supposedly stolen from his private collection (which he no doubt keeps in the cave like lair in which he dwells). He’s suing for $20 million. Source
Shoot, I say they give him what he wants. No one, and I mean no one, wants to tussle with an angry imp. It’s stupid…and not worth the loss of life.
Oh and if you feel like loosing ur lunch you can view a clip of the tape below:

Mini Me Shows off His Mini Me

Yes friends, what you see above is a still from Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s sex tape. The tape that features Verne and his former live-in girlfriend is being sold by a third party and may garner as much as $100K. Source
What?!?! Midget sex!?!? It just isn’t possible. I must get my hands on this tape. I wont believe it till I see it with my own eyes. Midgets are like unicorns or goblins or jackolopes. Jackalopes don’t have sex and neither do midgets!