Video of the Day

Like all my La Pequena vids I got this one from DListed. And like the folks at DListed, I too thought that La Pequena was impersonating Bindi Irwin. I even got mad at the wig, like “La Pequena! Bindi is a blond! Get it straight!”. When I read further I realized that La Pequena is instead impersonating Colombian politician and activist Ingrid Betancourt.
Key points of interest:
-LP’s razor sharp fangs
-LP’s trained bug/lizard pet
-LP’s skill with chains
-LP’s ability to dance “provocatively” through a reenactment of the life of an anti-guerrilla activist.
Brilliant and horrific…watch at your own risk.

Mini Me Shows off His Mini Me

Yes friends, what you see above is a still from Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s sex tape. The tape that features Verne and his former live-in girlfriend is being sold by a third party and may garner as much as $100K. Source
What?!?! Midget sex!?!? It just isn’t possible. I must get my hands on this tape. I wont believe it till I see it with my own eyes. Midgets are like unicorns or goblins or jackolopes. Jackalopes don’t have sex and neither do midgets!

They Get High Too!

As if I needed to add anything else to my long list of why we should be weary of those winged little folks with razor sharp teeth and talons, now they smoke the wacky tobacky too! Above are pics of Midget Mac (and it looks like Mr. Wise) up in the club getting lifted. I wonder how much chronic it would take for this little guy to be down for the count. I bet it only makes his powers stronger.
This just gave me a flashback to this wee one in my town that my sister and I knew growing up who used to sling dope on the corner. He couldn’t have been more than 3 ½ feet tall but he had a tricked out Escalade formatted for specially for a midget thug and (Dee correct me if I’m wrong) he had a few shorties knocked up too. See I told you they was evil. No wonder I blocked that out.