Wuchu In For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to avoid paying a hospital bill. Source
32. Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray)-Assault. Bianca Golden-Assault. Source
33. Yung Berg-Criminal possession of a weapon. Criminal possession of marijuana and menacing. Source
34. Alan Panetierre (Hayden Panetierre’s dad)-domestic violence. Source
35. Sean Paul-Possesion of marijuana. Source
36. DMX-Failure to appear in court. Source
37. Craig Robinson (“The Office”)-Possession of controlled substances. Source
38. DMX-Bench Warrant for Failure to appear in court. Source
39. Felicia “Snoop” Pearson-Refusing to testify in a murder trial. Source
40. Marion “Suge” Knight”-Possesion of a deadly weapon, possession of a controlled substance, battery and domestic violence. Source
41. Fred Taylor-Disorderly conduct. Source
42. Jimmy Smith-Drunk driving. Source
43. Bryan Adams-Assault. Source
44. Kanye West-Felony vandalism. Source
45. Gucci Mane-Violating probation. Source
46. Webbie-Felony eluding, driving under the influence and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. Source
47. Lawyer Milloy-DUI and speeding. Source
48. Ryan O’Neil and Redman O’Neil-Narcotics possession. Source
49. George Michael-Crack Possession. Source
50. Heather Locklear-DUI
More Details…
Heather Locklear was arrested for DUI after a concerned witness watched her repeatedly run over a pair of sunglasses in a parking lot and then get ou of the car and wander into the hills. When the police arrived they determined that she was under the influence of something and arrested her for DUI.More details are out about the Heather Locklear DUI bust this Saturday. It turns out that someone spotted her running over a pair of sunglasses repeatedly in a parking lot. It sounds like they followed her to see how she was driving and once they saw that she had pulled over and wandered into traffic they called the cops. (E! words it like they just happened to run into her again - yeah right.) Police determined that she was under the influence of something, not alcohol, and arrested her for DUI:
“The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane…the citizen called 911 and reported the entire incident to CHP Ventura Dispatch.”
“Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor,” the CHP said in a statement. Locklear was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and taken to the Santa Barbara CHP office.
“She was evaluated by a drug recognition expert, who concluded Ms. Locklear was under the influence of a controlled substance, and could not safely operate a motor vehicle,” CHP said in a statement.Locklear’s publicist declined to comment on the arrest. Source
They say that it wasn’t alcohol so something tells me she popped some pills or “Mommy’s Little Helpers” as I like to call them and went on a bender. From the looks of things (running makeup, et al.) she probably had a really, really bad morning because that sounds like the behavior of someone who’s extremely upset.

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