Amy Watch 2009

1. Amy drops her appeal against drug charges. Source

2. Amy serenades her new boo in the tropics. Source

3. Amy gets into a fight while on holiday. Source

4. Amy is a terrorist target. Source

5. Amy’s husband filed for divorce. Source

6. Amy is named Loser of the Year. Source

7. Amy wont let Black divorce her. Source

8. Amy starts a record label and signs her god daughter. Source

9. Amy may have screwed herself in her divorce battle. Source

10. Amy is headed to the UK to salvage her marriage. Source

11. Amy puts her parents in charge. Source

12. Blake’s trying to list Amy’s conquests. Source

13. Takes a little trip to the hospital. Source

14. Amy’s moving to the Caribbean. Source

15. Amy’s hubby is free. Source

16. Amy’s chasing after Blake. Source

17. Amy’s looking good, well better at least. Source

18. Amy is charged with assault. Source

19. Amy’s having trouble writing new material. Source

20. Amy’s dad thinks she’s dumb. Source

21. Amy’s got some business ventures on the mind. Source

22. Amy is back in St. Lucia. Source

23. No collabos for Amy and Em. Source

24. Amy’s Ex Might Be a Daddy soon. Source

25. Amy’s got a new fling. Source

26. Amy’s in the clinic.

More Details...

Amy is in a St. Lucia clinic after passing out in her villa. Her spokespeople give the official reason as “dehydration.”

They told The Sun, “Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.” Source

And by other activities they mean burning her thigh off with a crack pipe…then smoking said thigh that’s been doused in vodka.

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