Paris Gets Played

Paris just got dissed by a new beau. She was trying to court Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel. He even brought her to a Golden Globe after party. But when she got in the CAA heads were pissed that she was there. Sources saw Maisel "groveling and apologizing" to CAA head Kevin Huvane for bringing her. Page Six
Damn shame. Paris can’t get a break. Maybe if she would stop sitting on the fence between being a dredge of society and a sorta cool girl things like this wouldn’t happen.

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Paris Wants to Work with Lady Gaga

Paris Hilton plans to collaborate with former classmate Lady Gaga.
According to reports, certain tracks from Lady Gaga’s album are taking digs at Paris and this has upset her.
A pal of Hilton's recently told OK! magazine, "She's livid that she's been singled out on the internet as an object of derision over Lady GaGa's CD."
But paris says that there’s no beef.
Paris tells HollyScoop.com, "I just read about Lady GaGa's comments and I love her. I think she is an incredible artist. I love her style. I love her music. I listen to her all the time. I would love to work with her. She seems so cool. She is a very smart girl... (I'd) love to get in touch with Lady GaGa and go to one of her shows."
Source
Oh how sweet…I guess.
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Paris May Have Another Dirty Tape out There

A man named Mark Ebner has penned a book called Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, in which he says that there is another sex tape of her floating around.
According to the book, she is “seen in a state of arousal in a New York taxi” in the footage.
As well as the racy footage, he says there are also excerpts from Paris’ grandmother’s funeral.
Darnell claims: “She is sitting in the church shooting video of herself. She is paying no attention to the eulogy.
“Paris has Brandon Davis film her when she gets up to say goodbyes to her grandmother.”
The book will hit shelves next month. Source
I’m not so surprised, nor concerned, about the existence of another sex tape. But and however, the vid of her at her grandmother’s funeral is very upsetting. I hope it’s not true.

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Paris Dumps her BFF

Paris brought Brittany Flickinger, the chick she found through “My BFF”, to Sundance. But it looks like Brit’s 15 minutes ois over because Paris ditched her at a club for her real friend former Danity Kane member, Aubrey O’Day.
A source told the, “Paris kept ditching Brittany for Aubrey.”
She left Brittany on Friday with Aubrey and when Brit caught up to them she was hysterical. “She was crying and screaming, ‘Paris, stop leaving me!’ ” dished the source. Source
Damn, too bad, so sad.

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Lady Gaga was Classmates with the Hilton Girls

Lady Gaga talks about going to school with the Hiltons.
She says that the time she spent with them at the convent of the Sacred Heart had a big effect on her appearance.
“Paris and Nicky Hilton went to my school.“They’re very pretty, and very, very clean. It’s impressive to be that perfect all the time. In commercial terms, they’ve been quite an influence on me.”After leaving school she worked as a burlesque dancer before writing songs for Britney Spears and the Pussycat Dolls.
The eccentric singer said: "Even though I sing about panties and pornography and fame, I take it all very f***ing seriously.
"I want people to think, 'Every time I have this b***h nailed down, she does something different.'"Source
Ooooook.

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Paris isn't Ready to Date Again

Paris Hilton says that she isn’t in a big rush to get into another relationship after her recent split with rocker Benji Madden.
“I don't have dating on my mind at all. Just the thought of dating someone else grosses me out.“No way.” Source
Let’s see if she sticks to that considering her past serial dater history.

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Is Paris Steppin Out on Benji

Word is that Paris and ex Stavros were getting it on in Miami the other night. That’s weird, cus last time I checked she had a boyfriend that she was all in love with and stuff. Anyway, a source told Star, "Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"
Here are the pics… Source
Their body language is shady as hell.

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Paris and Longtime Manager are Donzo

Paris Hilton and longtime manager Jason Moore, have decided to part ways. Jason has worked for Paris for over 10 years but has left, reportedly because Paris and his wife are NOT cool.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, "His new wife threatened to divorce him because he was always gone with Paris."
But Moore insists, "There were a lot of reasons - both personal and professional - for the split, but nothing had anything to do with my marriage." Source
Hmm, sounds fishy as hell. Hopefully Paris can find some good representation…as of late I haven’t totally hated her.

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Paris Turned into Porn Art

Jonathan Yeo is the artist who created the above portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but clippings from porn mags. FOX News reports: r knowing when not to waste paint. reports:
He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled "Paris, 2008," will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.She said Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the sale of the posters as a "lighthearted" gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn't receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon. Source
$2.39 to the first person to spot a nip in the picture.

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Paris Wants Her Own Discotec

Paris Hilton reportedly wants to become a club owner on the Las Vegas Strip. She told In Touch, "I think I found a really good space." She’s remaining mum on the possible name of the club saying, “I can't tell anyone. It's not trademarked yet!" Source
I think she should call it Valtrex.

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Political Poop '08

John McCain’s recent ad comparing Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton has caused response ads from both Barack Obama’s camp and Paris Hilton herself. Check em out:

McCain’s Ad:


Barack’s Response:


Paris’s Response:

The only one worth watching is Paris’s ad. It’s by far the funniest and most entertaining.

More Poop… Vanity Fair has named Michelle Obama among those listed in their 2008 International Best Dressed List. SOURCE
Michelle definitely has a sleek, mature, sexy, take charge style. She’s come a long way from her troubled style years as a teenager ...Sorry Michelle, I love you. But we all have those pics and they’ll haunt us forever. You’re no exception.
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Random Couples News

Rumor has it that Paris Hilton is makin sexo sexo with Benji Madden (Good Charlotte band mate and brother of Joel Madden, Nicole Ritchie’s baby daddy). The two were seen at Villa on Thursday night and a source said ,'Paris only had eyes for Benji. As soon as she saw him she walked over and gave him a huge slobbering kiss. Then they snuggled down in a corner booth." Source
That’s hot…actually not really. I mean, best friends dating brothers is kinda neat…if you’re in a Babysitter’s Club book. Don’t fret though. I’m sure Paris has already moved onto someone else. Her boyfriends have a shelf life of 72 hours... at most.Sean Penn and model Petra Nemvoca have been seen gallivanting around town for the past few days hitting up Oscar events together. Source
Hmm, interesting (and I’m not talking about her dress…that’s just ugly). All I can say is way to go Sean! Talk about a rebound. When you break up with your beautiful talented wife of ten years the only way you can go is hot foreign supermodel. Anything else would be a slap in the face. And the rumor mill churns…Justin Timberlake is reportedly rat a tat tattin’ Kate Hudson. According to Page Six, a source says, "Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public…She doesn't want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often." Source
1. What the hell happened to Jessica Biel?
2. Aren’t folks sayin that Kate is preggers. If so, is it Justin’s?! Egad! Gasp! Zoinks! If Cameron Diaz hears this she’s going to throw herself in front of a bus.

Hoe Sit Down!

(Picture via Crunk 'N Disorderly)

During a Pre-Super Bowl party that both 50 cent and Paris Hilton attended, the rapper made the heiress cry. He gave her a shout out during his set and when she hopped up from the crowd to share the stage with him he told her, “Get the fu@k off the stage!” She apparently left the stage crying.
Cue the world’s smallest violin. I spit out my Poland Springs when I first heard this cus it’s so damn funny. Then I felt embarrassed for her…for like a second. After which, I returned to my hysterical laughter.

Update: Fiddy denies kicking Paris off of the stage. Bossip